UPDATE: UPI is reporting that Stallworth will spend only 30 days in jail as part of his plea. Seriously?! You could spend more time in jail on a tour.

After pleading not guilty to a DUI manslaughter charge stemming from hitting a pedestrian in March, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth is expected to plead guilty today after agreeing to a plea deal with the prosecution. From the Miami CBS affiliate:
Now Stallworth has reportedly agreed to plead guilty to DUI manslaughter in exchange for a shortened jail sentence followed by a lengthy probation period.
Terry Chavez, spokeswoman for the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office, said the Reyes family had been pushing hard to resolve the case. “We have been in intense negotiations for the past couple of days,” Chavez said. “We always take the victim’s wishes into account.”
That push may have had something to do with the cash settlement to which the Reyes family agreed with Stallworth (thanks, flubby on the KSK twitter). Terms of Stallworth’s length of stay in prison were not mentioned in the report; that’ll be up to the judge. Of course, Stallworth could still face the most severe punishment: playing the rest of his career with the Cleveland Browns. Ugh, no thanks. Orange jumpsuits are more fashionable than orange helmets anyday.


Jail time? Really?!? What’s the big deal? It’s not like he was running a dog-fighting ring or something.
Having lived in Cleveland before, I can attest that prison is more enticing.
Two Toonces Photoshops in two days? YOU’RE ON FIRE~!
Black guy from the ghetto plays professional football. Black guy from the ghetto plays professional football goes to jail. Why am I not surprised?
He will get to run the triple option in prison – Suck mah dick!, Tossa mah salad, Spread yo cheeks!
@vagoo – because you’re racist.
Merk, I have TONS of black friends! They clean the garbage from the office at the end of the day. So there!
Touche, around here I call those people “women”
True, but I come from the North East. Women up here have legal rights or whatever other Dr. Suess sounding term it is.
legal? equal?
misogyny day on WL apparently…
30 f’ing days for killing a guy while driving drunk.
/urge to kill rising
It’s women like you that ruined the Rule Of Thumb.
Shit, I did mean “equal rights”
Damn straight, cause I’d beat your ass right back, Vagoo
/bakes cookies….irons shirt
This why I don’t drink and drive.
I finish my 5th of whiskey before I get into the car.
30 days, that’s it? It’s not like he’s randy moss or anything. Fuck, he’s not even santana moss. double fuck, he’s not even sinorice moss.
you really all that suprized Punte? I mean, Reyes isn’t exactly a white man’s name. Nobody cares if you kill another mexican in Florida.
That smell you smell–it’s the rule of law burning. Our grandkids will be ruled by kings. Not that we vote anyway.
I hope Toonces doesn’t go to jail. It’s not his fault; Mario was totally doing mushrooms!
Unlike the guy Stallworth ran over, however, Mario has 3 more lives left.
With such great video game humor, how am I not swimming in vag right now?