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06.02.09 Sorana Cirstea: NOT UGLY

FanIQ found some images of the 19-year-old Romanian, who is still alive in this year’s French Open. Not “Monica Seles stabbed and in the hospital” alive, but…you know what I mean. Our favorites are here, and our favorite to win the French is…[checks website]…Dinara Safina? Eh, she’s the 1-seed; that works for me.

Thanks to Adam for sending in the panda pic.

6 Comments » BY: PUNTE | TAGS: FRENCH OPEN, SORANA CISTEA, TENNIS

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Sorana Cirstea: NOT UGLY

June 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

DimpieChimplins says:

I’d like to drop a shot into her court.

Court = Vagina LOLZ!!!!!!!

June 2nd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

How tight is her racket?

June 2nd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

When was the last time that America gave us some hot tennis ass???

June 2nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

@Enrico – besides Andy Roddick? Rawr!
Seriously, though – Ashley Harkelroad’s not bad.

June 2nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Foxsports Joe Buck says:

I’d hit a backhand topspin lob onto her service line.

June 2nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Blackcapricorn says:

Know what I would do to Sorana? Something like that panda on a plastic seahorse. Anyone have any quarters?

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