06.18.09 SAINT ANDROOL’S NET: IT’S ALL GREEK TO ME

SAN is With Leather’s daily link heap. The Ultimate Warrior turned 50 yesterday, and I didn’t even get him a card.

• Another fun video from Matt in Canada, who was good enough to send us that roller coaster vid from yesterday. Belated hat tip and many thanks, sir
  |Ad Rants|
• Remember that high school girl that couldn’t play soccer anymore because she had a defibrillator installed into her chest? Well, this Italian guy had one, too. And let’s just say the doctors in America are smarter than the doctors in Italy
  |The Agitator|
• A hilarious Twitter exchange between the fake Bengals owner Mike Brown and the real Chad Ochocinco. Yeah, I guess I’m calling him “Ochocinco.” For now, anyway
  |Who Dey Revolution|
• Here’s a bizarre cameo from Nolan Ryan on a soap opera that, if it wasn’t named after him, should have been so
  |Sportress of Blogitude|
• This umpire has Tourette’s. And a weight problem
  |Global Sports Fraternity|
• Ozzie Guillen says the rest of the players that failed that steroid test in 2003 should be named. I couldn’t agree less
  |Walkoff Walk| Josh Q. Public|
• A fun hypothetical: what if American sports adopted soccer’s expensive transfer system?
  |The Bachelor Guy|
• Robbie Cooper took pictures of people’s faces while they were watching porn. It’s one of those art projects that seems stupid until you see someone else get famous for doing it
  |Don Chavez|



• This is NOT what you should be doing with the MMS feature on your new iPhone, you hipster waste of life, you
  |Indian Express|
• Donald Trump is “buying” WWE’s Monday Night Raw. Trump and Vince McMahon deserve each other
  |Camel Clutch Blog|
• The NFL is afraid that legalized sports betting will create the perception that action might have an impact on how games are called. As if that perception doesn’t already exist? HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS?!
  |Shutdown Corner|
• If you thought Marion Hossa’s signing with Detroit was untimely, that has nothing on the timing of this Hossa spoof
  |Food Court Lunch|
• Greek model Sofia Georgiou can take the money she made from this photo shoot and buy some clothes. Bundle up or you’re gonna catch your death out there! Or herpes
  |Daily Poa, some of the ads NSFW|

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