06.29.09 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: LIFE’S A BEACH

Saint Andrew’s Net is the daily link heap for With Leather. It’s easier to get into than a Canadian med school.

• Apologies for not crediting Gimp on the heads-up on that Ochocinco post from Friday. Here’s a link to his (?) blog on a MMA post where two women are beating each other up for sport
  |So Much For College|
• It’s a pretty bad day when a guy gets humiliated by someone that makes wine for a living. No, the perpetrator in question wasn’t French, but he may as well have been. You might have to read the comments for context
  |Digg|
• This guy went into “Mets rehab” for two weeks before returning to Mets fandom on Sunday. He couldn’t have picked a worse day to come back. And what’s up with all the flippin’ Mets bloggers?!
  |Legend of Cecilio Guante|
• It’s time to play “Do You Think She’s A Prostitute?”
  |Twitter|
• When the minor league ballpark’s PA address goes out, poor Goober the mascot is forced to improvise
  |Playing For Peanuts|
• ‘The day MJ met MJ. I have a feeling that Michael Jordan will eventually top Michael Jackson’s death
  |That NBA Lottery Pick|
• More Michael Jackson: this time mashed up with the NBA Draft
  |Barkley’s Mouth|
• Chad Ochocinco gets into a Twitter spat with a fake Ron Artest
  |Style Points|
• Evegni Malkin’s girlfriend Oksana is pretty good at running around in a bikini. Maybe she’s still pretending to flee from a pursuant communist regime
  |Big League Screw|

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