06.25.09 RUGBY COACH FINES SELF $10K FOR BOOZIN’
Brad Fittler, head coach of Australia’s Sydney Roosters rugby team, fined himself for drunken behavior on a team road trip last weekend. From the Herald Sun, via Sports Rubbish:
Police were called to Townsville’s Holiday Inn early on Friday morning after two female guests reported a “creepy man” with a “hairy chest” - wearing only shorts - was trying to get into their room.
Police arrived at 3.15am to find a “very drunk” Fittler still outside the room. Fittler got out of the elevator at the wrong floor and shook the room’s door, mistaking it for his.
No charges will be filed, but the timing blows because Fittler’s team is at the bottom of the table and appears to be a dead coach walking. At least last weekend, he was a dead coach drinking. Which is usually a precursor to dead coach running off to Argentina with his mistress. Yeah, nobody was gonna figure that one out…
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RUGBY COACH FINES SELF $10K FOR BOOZIN’
This sounds like something that would have happened to Krusty.
+1 for anyone taking off to another continent for a booty call.
Thanks for the link to Fox News, Punte. They’ve done a great job of reporting all the facts of the Sanford scandal.
Im glad to see the “pretend like you think the room with girls in it is yours, and try to break in and have your way with them” trick didn’t work for him either.
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