Comments on: PR: TORRIE WILSON DID NOT GET OUT OF THERE

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:57:36 +0000

Hey honey, why leave Knoxville when you can be visiting Cocksville?

/4 hours too late
//trying at least 3 of these lines at the bar tonight

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:48:09 +0000

Are you a peter puffer?

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:06:31 +0000

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Yell at em like the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket. I usually follow that up by smelling them all creepy like, and then giggle and sweat uncontrollably. Yea, I’m smooth like that.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:21:03 +0000

I say you go with the classic UU…

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:20:53 +0000

Is Justine Bateman a dyke? She still looks good. Not Torrie Wilson good thougn.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:20:14 +0000

UU, tell her that you have been commenting on With Leather for years now. From my experiences, this line will not get you laid at all but will help with your bathroom stall ejaculation.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:18:29 +0000

That’s fine, you boys just be sure not to cross streams

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:10:15 +0000

HEY! PARKER! You’re not invited. SCRAM!

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:03:18 +0000

/facepalm

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:48:44 +0000

hopefully shaved and not bearded