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Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin threw himself a birthday party at AMPM in Dallas, which is apparently a night club and not a chain of gas station/convenience stores.  Although a birthday at the local am/pm could be fun, too.

Anyway, Austin spared no expense on furry costumes and girls dressed as Playboy bunnies, proving that he not only listens to the sage words of owner Jerry Jones, but that he also respects the style of the dynastic Cowboys team of the 1990s.  Ladies, to the private jet!  We’ve got skyf-cking to do!

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