Comments on: NO GRASS ON THE FIELD? 45 YEARS IN JAIL http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail Sports news and gossip are fun, and your life depends on them Fri, 25 May 2012 04:53:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100285 Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:55:13 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100285 If there's grass on the pitch then you're probably fucking a 70s bitch. If there’s grass on the pitch then you’re probably fucking a 70s bitch.

]]> By: Deux-Deux-Deux http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100282 Deux-Deux-Deux Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:42:19 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100282 <i>If she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to get the package. - Karl “The Mailman” Malone</i> Oh, I'm going to hell for laughing at that. If she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to get the package.

- Karl “The Mailman” Malone

Oh, I’m going to hell for laughing at that.

]]> By: Ramblings of the Unmotivated http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100277 Ramblings of the Unmotivated Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:20:51 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100277 "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to skull fuck." - Mel Hall, interview with "Creepy Asshole Quarterly", June 1990. “If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to skull fuck.”

- Mel Hall, interview with “Creepy Asshole Quarterly”, June 1990.

]]> By: Mrs.Parker http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100275 Mrs.Parker Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:18:04 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100275 @UU it was all those mustaches...the Magnum PI style, screams bad touchers... @UU it was all those mustaches…the Magnum PI style, screams bad touchers…

]]> By: Kid Presentable http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100270 Kid Presentable Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:12:54 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100270 @Upstate -- it would be much worse if it wasn't for '96 - '00. I look back on those crappy early 90's teams with a weird fondness. Honestly, if Mattingly touched me inappropriately in those years, I'd still keep my mouth shut. He's earned that much. @Upstate — it would be much worse if it wasn’t for ’96 – ’00. I look back on those crappy early 90′s teams with a weird fondness.

Honestly, if Mattingly touched me inappropriately in those years, I’d still keep my mouth shut. He’s earned that much.

]]> By: WhyDoYouAsk http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100269 WhyDoYouAsk Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:02:16 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100269 Too bad Mel wasn't a priest. He would've just been "traded" to a different parish. /still having nightmares about lubed-up crucifixes Too bad Mel wasn’t a priest. He would’ve just been “traded” to a different parish.

/still having nightmares about lubed-up crucifixes

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100263 BiggieLaing Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:48:23 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100263 Shit, I gotta write this down. "Showing 12 year olds my penis is bad"...got it. *whew* /zips up fly Shit, I gotta write this down. “Showing 12 year olds my penis is bad”…got it. *whew*

/zips up fly

]]> By: UpstateUnderdog http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100262 UpstateUnderdog Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:47:57 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100262 @KP, that is why I thanked Punte for not using a Yankee picture I didn't want to be reminded of those terrible Yankee teams of the late 80's early 90's Hall played for. @KP, that is why I thanked Punte for not using a Yankee picture I didn’t want to be reminded of those terrible Yankee teams of the late 80′s early 90′s Hall played for.

]]> By: Kid Presentable http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100261 Kid Presentable Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:40:15 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100261 It's impressive that the <a href="http://www.baseball-almanac.com/teamstats/roster.php?y=1991&t=NYA" rel="nofollow">1991 New York Yankees</a> (a beloved team of my youth) featured child-raping Hall, drug addict Steve Howe, DUI murderer Jim Leyritz and worst of, Steve Sax. Who knows how many unsolved murders are a result of that bastard. It’s impressive that the 1991 New York Yankees (a beloved team of my youth) featured child-raping Hall, drug addict Steve Howe, DUI murderer Jim Leyritz and worst of, Steve Sax.

Who knows how many unsolved murders are a result of that bastard.

]]> By: Vagoo Guru http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail/comment-page-1#comment-100260 Vagoo Guru Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:32:25 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19661#comment-100260 I call dibs on his van!!! I call dibs on his van!!!

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