06.18.09 NO GRASS ON THE FIELD? 45 YEARS IN JAIL
Mel Hall was a major league outfielder for 15 years, but now his rights have just been acquired by the state of Texas, for whom Hall shall serve a 45-year prison term for molesting a 12-year-old girl that he coached on a basketball team. Twelve years old? Jesus, Mel.
During the trial this week, witnesses testified that Hall was impressed with the 12-year-old girl’s talent and wanted to start a basketball team. The woman testified that Hall exposed himself to her and her younger brother at home, when their parents were away. The boy testified that he thought they were playing a game and never told his parents.
Hall’s interaction with the girl progressed to inappropriate touching and him showing her how to perform oral sex, she testified. She said he also showed her pornographic movies at an apartment Hall shared with his girlfriend and their infant son.
Two other women stepped forward to testify against Hall, one claiming that she had been abused as early as 1989. Hall won’t be eligible for parole for 22-1/2 years, meaning that if he starts chatting up some infants right now, by the time he gets out, it’ll all be good.
|The AP|
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NO GRASS ON THE FIELD? 45 YEARS IN JAIL
If showing porno to 12 year olds is wrong, then you should never, ever hire me to watch your kids.
Punte, thanks for not using a picture of Mel Hall in a Yankee uniform
FREE PITAPHILES!
kids whine about everything these days. Waaaah he showed me his weiner. When I was a young boy I always “showed respect to my elders”.
/weeps uncontrollably
If she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to get the package.
- Karl “The Mailman” Malone
I call dibs on his van!!!
It’s impressive that the 1991 New York Yankees (a beloved team of my youth) featured child-raping Hall, drug addict Steve Howe, DUI murderer Jim Leyritz and worst of, Steve Sax.
Who knows how many unsolved murders are a result of that bastard.
@KP, that is why I thanked Punte for not using a Yankee picture I didn’t want to be reminded of those terrible Yankee teams of the late 80’s early 90’s Hall played for.
Shit, I gotta write this down. “Showing 12 year olds my penis is bad”…got it. *whew*
/zips up fly
Too bad Mel wasn’t a priest. He would’ve just been “traded” to a different parish.
/still having nightmares about lubed-up crucifixes
@Upstate — it would be much worse if it wasn’t for ‘96 – ‘00. I look back on those crappy early 90’s teams with a weird fondness.
Honestly, if Mattingly touched me inappropriately in those years, I’d still keep my mouth shut. He’s earned that much.
@UU it was all those mustaches…the Magnum PI style, screams bad touchers…
“If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to skull fuck.”
- Mel Hall, interview with “Creepy Asshole Quarterly”, June 1990.
If she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to get the package.
- Karl “The Mailman” Malone
Oh, I’m going to hell for laughing at that.
If there’s grass on the pitch then you’re probably fucking a 70s bitch.
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