This is the demo reel for Just Cause 2, and it might be the greatest thing ever, I mean, provided you were confined to your basement the rest of your life and had no internet or means of experiences the joys and sorrows of humanity like love, heartache, fatherhood, or looking at the ass of a 36-year-old woman that clearly works out more than the girls half her age. Yeah, aside from those things, you’ll never experience anything better than this game. Except maybe a Frosty from Wendy’s. Holy crap, those are good.
|Kotaku, via Robert S.|
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The guy on the roof looks like Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man. It sucks to get shot but at least that solves his credit problems.
….or looking at the ass of a 36-year-old woman that clearly works out more than the girls half her age.
I don’t know, I have seen some fit 15 1/2 year old girls in my day*.
*hole in the wall in the girls’ locker room.
I’m buying that game just for the base jumping.
“Why won’t you come out of the basement?!”
“Just, ’cause. Leave me alone.”
I know someone who will be playing this, which concidentally means I will not be getting ass for the first three days till the “newness” of the game wears off..
….or looking at the ass of a 36-year-old woman that clearly works out more than the girls half her age.
I’m (hopefully) looking at you, Mrs. Parker.
You still won’t get the 360. You said the same thing when Hail to the Chimp came out.
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Enrico…well..try 6 years younger, but I do about 100 squats a day!
go figure.
Mrs Parker – need a stand in during the 3 days of “newness”?
It will be replaced only by “hardness”, and you will most likely be under “duress”
Another game you failed to invest in the 360 in order to play: The Situation Room. If I had a nickel for every time you said you were going to buy a 360 for a game, I’d have 15 to 20 cents.
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Let’s all plow the new girl. Then we’ll plow the old girl, Pauly.
You guys can jack off in the corner, I will be on the couch playin Madden…
I ate an alfredo steak sandwich made by an El Salvadorian last night for dinner. I washed it down with a glass of makers. I’ve also done close to 100 squats today.
Thats great! I jerk off to Madden too! Talk about a match made in heaven.
Not to get geeky, but this will be out on the PC and PS3 as well. No need to buy a pos console to play it.
ruh-roh… CONSOLE WAR!