06.23.09 GREATEST BASEBALL FIGHT VIDEO EVER
UPDATE: Some of the parties involved apparently have been emailing Deadspin. And of course, somebody had to bring cancer into it…
I take back everything bad I ever said about Florida Marlins. Because when Yankee fan gets in the face of Marlin fan, Marlin fan tells Yankee fan to take his 26 World Series titles and cram ‘em with walnuts, ugly. [*pays ten cents to flubby*]. The best part is Yankee fan explaining to his daughter that violence is just part of the day at the ballpark. As if we needed another reason to just stay home and watch the games on TV. Thanks, Music Elitist, for the heads-up.
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GREATEST BASEBALL FIGHT VIDEO EVER
His daughter is crying cause as a Puerto Rican Yankee fan, he failed in not pulling out a knife and the guy.
Kids and drunks tell the truth, my friend.
Bottle of AXE body spray: $7
Douchebag shorts and golf visor combo: $35
Tickets to baseball game: $150
Making your daughter cry at the baseball game: priceless
The look on the Marlins’ fan’s face at the :12 mark as he leaps is also my fuck-face.
Call me ladies….or I. Will. Fuck. You. Up.
ARE YOU CRYING? THERE’S NO CRYING!! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
I pretty sure that one of the definitions of “fucking up” is making your daughter cry because you were a douchebag and fought a guy for some stupid reason
Nice security. I bet he was unable to break up the fight because he was too busy keeping people from moving down to the expensive seats.
The Marlin Spear Punch: Works all the fucking time!
“and fought a guy for some stupid reason”
How do you know it was a stupid reason? It was probably something really important – like besmirching the good name of Wes Helms!
when i accidentally flick over to a baseball game my pulse drops below 20bpm….why these 2 golf enthusiasts were at a baseball game confuses me let alone how they were able to fire up their adrenaline enough to even throw a punch.
“One awkward moment for Puerto Rican Yankee Fan at the game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”
ummm, his daughter…oof
Sweet! One of my tips actually got posted.
Oh yeah…and fuck the Yankees and their fans
This is not even close to the greatest baseball fight ever. That title will always go to Doc Gooden vs. Literacy.
+2 1/2 goes to Enrico.
14 comments and no one has made a Mexican Jumping Bean comment? You’ve all gone soft.
No fuck you “Music Elitist” Eat a dick you fucking faggot. You’re the type of guy who goes to a baseball game with your fat slob of a girlfriend and drink diet pepsis while you bleed from your vagina. I hope a drunken fan coldcocks you in the bathroom.
Dimpie, my girlfriend is hotter than anything that’s allowed you to put your penis in it.
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