A wily Frenchman playing on his country’s grandest stage, Gael Monfils shows up Jürgen Melzer in this amazing point en route to a third-round win. Monfils, whose name translated to English literally means, “my son,” defies the oldest rule of tennis where guys would take two steps toward a return ball and quit on it. But not Monfils…he just didn’t quit on it. He’s currently two sets up on just beat Andy Roddick, making a go at the finals. Keep working, my son. Keep working.
Oh, and let the record show that I had a dime on Tommy Haas, who nearly pulled the upset over Roger Federer before collapsing in the third set. Thanks for nothing, Thomas…


Holy crap.
Unfortunately, since he’s black, the French will never fully accept him.
Jürgen Melzer, on the other hand, is currently dating olympic swimmer Mirna Jukic, on whom I had my money dating A-Rod.
Someone check Gael’s shit for traces of JonBenet!
Melzer’s only comment following the loss: “I love crepes.”