FCUK YEAH SHARK MASCOTS!
06.18.09From Dirty Tackle comes the tale of a shark and his little woobie, and though the central character is a mighty fish, this is very much a human story. This is Free Willy, as told by the mascot of the Colombian side Junior Tiburon. It’s a tale of frustration and despair, of teething, and then, finally, of love. It’s so beautiful. Yeah, so it’s not so much about Willy’s liberation as it is a descriptor of his sexual inhibitions, of which he apparently has none. What would his mother think? Probably something like, “Eh, who cares. He’s a shark.”


When I think of sharks, this self portrait that I drew comes to mind….
What does a shark dick even look like? My best guess is “Joe Buck”.
he wears a shark tooth cock ring when he bangs la mamacita’s
This guy doesn’t find this amusing
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Neither does this guy
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For the life of me, I can’t get the “Jabber Jaw” theme song out of my head.
Kill ‘im. Freeze ‘im and fill ‘im with coke.
/Mexico’d