06.30.09 DREW ROSENHAUS’ LATEST CLIENT – UPDATED
UPDATE: It’s just a GD viral marketing campaign. Well, good on them. Maybe for 2010-2011 they can drown Gary Bettman in the Gulf of Mexico.

If you’ve ever followed Drew Rosenhaus on Twitter, you realize that the “information” disseminated from his account is part PR, part Franchise Mode in Madden, and nearly all rubbish. But then Rosenhaus dropped some curious news today that should dissolve any proposal to ban the renown sports agent from social media completely:
I have been hired by the fans of the NHL’s Florida Panthers to negotiate lower season ticket prices. I will keep you posted on the outcome.
The Panthers seating map indicates that the cheapest season ticket is $9 for the upper end zone. Tickets by the glass run for $207; the cheapest seat in the lower bowl is $50. Andrew’s Stars Page reports that Florida’s average ticket price last year was the league’s 11th most expensive at $52.61, pricier than Chicago ($52.22), LA ($47.20), Detroit ($46.60), and even Pittsburgh ($51.45).
I don’t see what leverage Rosenhaus can muster here. Is he going to hold 10,000-plus season ticket holders out of training camp? Will he jog through the arena on opening night 30 minutes until puck drop with a megaphone, screaming, “Pack it up, people! We’re going on strike!” I can’t see this going anywhere; as long as fans of mediocre teams are dumb enough to keep buying season tickets, ticket prices won’t be going anywhere, either.

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DREW ROSENHAUS’ LATEST CLIENT – UPDATED
Well then, I guess I should be hiring Drew Rosenhaus to negotiate more blow jobs from my girlfriend. I mean if he’s looking for work that badly…I’ll pay for the chance at getting my wank licked.
Why would an egomaniac like Rosenhaus think anyone would care about every 140-word thought that pops into his head?
/King of Answering My Own Questions
I can’t wait to see 10,000 people doing sit-ups in the arena’s parking lot.
Good thing Drew isn’t representing the fans of Buffalo, there can only muster 5 sit-ups, combined. Because they’re fat. Is this thing on?
Hired by fans of the Panthers? Really? There’s only about 10 or so really. I should know I live in south Florida and have attended a few games…Not to actually watch hockey or anything, but with hopes of seeing another chic put her boobs on the glass.
WE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!!!
Fuck. This douchebag is gonna dip his nuts in the NHL talent?
UPDATE: The entire site is now in bold italics. Well played.
If only this were true. I’d pay him in fetuses to execute Gary Bettmen.
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