DAVID CARRADINE: 1936-2009
06.09.09I was pretty disappointed that with David Carradine’s untimely stanglebation suicide over the weekend (or whatever it was) that there wasn’t more attention given to Carradine’s Ulysses, the dystopic cult classic Death Race 2000. The Transcontinental Road Race was the national sport in the canon of the film, where the drivers ran over pedestrians for points. Carradine’s Mr. Frankenstein, a cyborg that may have been a precursor to George Lucas’ Darth Vader, could allegedly shift gears in 1/20th of a second. And no one had ever seen his face. Except for his navigators. Who are all dead.
Death Race 2000 was released in 1975 and was clearly ahead of its time. The whole film was in pieces on YouTube at one point, but it appears to have been pulled. But you can see Carradine tonight on FOX’s show, Mental, which is probably a terrible show, yet suddenly semi-significant now that Carradine is up in that big Thai whorehouse in the sky…

Most famous masturbator: Reubens, Punte, or Carradine?
(or whatever it was)
SOMEONE DIDNT HAVE A SAFE WORD!!
This whole unfortunate situation has got him by the balls.
If you were the responding officer and you found a 72 year old man in fishnets, a black wig, and a rope connecting his neck to his junk….how can you NOT start laughing?
I’ve been known to tie one on and beat off, but I never mixed the two.
Aint that right, li’l guy?
*pets penis*
Or humping, Ramblings of the Unmotivated.
We need more skateboarders wiping out and hitting their crotch on things.
Family and friends of the actor, who starred in such vehicles as “My Suicide,” “Permanent Vacation,” “Fall Down Dead,” “Last Goodbye,” and “Knocking on Death’s Door,” reported that they had no indication Carradine was suicidal.
Death race is what I call it when Im all skeed up trying to rub one out before the sun comes up.
I’m all out of Carradine jokes at this point. I’m with Vag Guru.
Vagoo, you get your skateboard, I will get my lacrosse stick..
Days before David Carradine died, he told loved ones that he was filming in “Hangcock, Tieland”.
Now it all makes sense to them.
I dont know what movie you watched, but Frankenstein wasnt a cyborg in Death Race 2000.