I was really making my way toward the “soccer is not gay” camp until I saw this video of Chelsea (heyyy!) celebrating their FA cup and giving “the business” to José Bosingwa. Save it for the club, you silly sailors. I guess the only wagging going on was in the team shower after…okay, you get the idea. There’s no sound on the video, but I don’t think anyone will be upset about it. [Thanks, Maj]

You can wash your retinas out here when you’re done with that.