Here’s your baseball post for June: The Indians had the first walkoff seagull-poaching of 2009 after…if I can read the card here…Shin-Soo Choo hit a line drive in short center that bounced off a bird and eventually drove in the winning run. Cleveland tagged Kansas City Royals ace Zack Greinke (OMG! ZACK GREINKE!) for three earned runs, two of which were given up after Greinke left the game. His ERA has swelled to a portly 1.72 on the year, with grotesquely obese WHIP of 0.99. Disgusting.


If I’ve learned anything from the Simpsons, it’s that seagulls only go to Cleveland to die. Or something like that.
OMG Zack Greinke!
Punte, you know how to make a girl feel special.
Shin Shoo Choo (god bless you) cooked the seagull for his family.
By mere coincidence, I had Shin Shoo Choo and Blunt Trauma Pigeon for lunch today.
/my fortune cookie read “make semi-racist comment on sports blog today”
Hugh B you sure it didn’t say quasi-racist or even pseudo-racist?
Coco Crisp is part of a balanced breakfast.
It’s still boring! Faster!
Shin Shoo Choo says “I noooo rikkkey da Roooooyarrrrlss”
So should I or shouldn’t I bet against the Nats this weekend? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, PUNTE!!!