06.04.09 COACH PITCHER GETS WHAT HE DESERVES
Coach Pitch baseball represents everything that’s wrong with America today: instead of trying to bridge the gap between people unable to feasibly execute something, some jagoff steps in and takes over under the presumption that he or she is doing a “good deed.” Hey, if a kid can throw it from third base to first, why the hell can’t he throw it from the mound to home plate?
Anyway, yeah, kids’ sports are automatically worse with parents around. Moms and Dads, drive your kids to their games, wash the uniforms, and bring the orange wedges when it’s your week, and then stay out of the way. You’re to blame for a generation of anti-social deviants with entitlement issues. Thanks for ensuring that I’ll never sleep on a plane again. Not that I’m bitter or anything.
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COACH PITCHER GETS WHAT HE DESERVES
Why is that asshole wearing a full uni? I believe standard issue for LL coaches is bike shorts.
HEY, BILLY! YOUR DAD GOT DRILLED IN THE FUCKING FACE!
Damn! And this guy was gonna diddle the short stop in his minivan after the 7th.
On the upside, anti-social deviants often make the best bloggers.
I’m with you, Punte, whenever I see a kid I deliver a knuckle sandwich*.
*my penis in their virgin asses
The most surprising part of this post is the revelation that they still allow Punte to get on a plane.
The kid playing the pitcher position probably would have been able to make a play on the ball if that asshole coach’s face hadn’t got in the way.
This kid is better than half the guys in the Royals starting lineup.
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