Luol’s Dong has the poop on the next big invention to hit the tailgating scene, and I hate to sound like one of those prudish little Puritan girls that wouldn’t put out on the Mayflower, but I’m not so sure this is a good idea. For the YouTubially-challenged folks at work, this contraption is pretty much a double beer bong setup, with each funnel running down a tube into a…dispenser that’s supposed to look like a woman’s bare tits. And there’s a nipple for each of the funnels, so you can figure that one out. But do we really want booze flowing out of a woman’s mammory region? Shooting stuff into your partner’s mouth should be a rite of passage for the dudes. Unless, of course, it’s imported beer. Then you can shoot it into my mouth any way you want. Except that way. Pervert.