06.16.09 BEER-LOADED BOOBS? I DON’T KNOW, GUYS…
Luol’s Dong has the poop on the next big invention to hit the tailgating scene, and I hate to sound like one of those prudish little Puritan girls that wouldn’t put out on the Mayflower, but I’m not so sure this is a good idea. For the YouTubially-challenged folks at work, this contraption is pretty much a double beer bong setup, with each funnel running down a tube into a…dispenser that’s supposed to look like a woman’s bare tits. And there’s a nipple for each of the funnels, so you can figure that one out. But do we really want booze flowing out of a woman’s mammory region? Shooting stuff into your partner’s mouth should be a rite of passage for the dudes. Unless, of course, it’s imported beer. Then you can shoot it into my mouth any way you want. Except that way. Pervert.
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BEER-LOADED BOOBS? I DON’T KNOW, GUYS…
“But do we really want booze flowing out of a woman’s mammory region?”
I want sweet sweet titty milk. That stuff is like liquid sugar. One of the perks when your wife is pregnant.
I don’t see what the big deal is. Your mom’s teats taste like cheap gin and you don’t hear me complaining.
Something tells me that it WAS that guy’s first time near ‘cups’ like that.
Mammma Mammmmmmaaaaaa
All I can think about is Jager in one and Red bull in the other…
/big smiles
Whatever happened to hardawayhatesyou and whowillsexmutombo? I really miss their comments on such marvellous site content such as beer bong boobs.
I’m guess that Hardaway Hates You hates us and that somebody finally sexed Who Will Sex Mutombo?
That’s straight Cambodian, yo.
@Prepspectacular: The lack of whydoyouask is also disappointing.
Whatever. I prefer the double-can helmets. Much classier.
Maybe Hardaway and Mutombo found a GOOD website worth reading and commenting on?
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