With Randy Johnson set to go for win No. 300 here very shortly, it seems like a good time to bring up another instance of bird death, this one in That One Sport That The Rest Of The World Sorta Treats Like Baseball. There’s a throw from the outfield and…hang on, is that the “outfield?” I know nothing about cricket. Hey, can I bet on cricket anywhere?

Actually, that bird’s probably gonna be fine. He’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn’t it? Beautiful plumage! He’s probably pining for the fjords.