YEEAAHHHH! BUS CRASH AAAGGHHH!
05.26.09Busted Coverage found this awesome bus race footage from Ohio, of all places. Yes, you read that right, and the bizarre tingly awesomeness I feel from watching a bus plowing into another bus simply cannot be described. It’s like watching Optimus Prime give a prostate exam to a Tyrannosaurus Rex, only with more debris flying around and more profanity. And even that visual image doesn’t do it justice.

racing a bus has just been added to my to do list
Make mine a double decker, Parris and I am up for the challenge.
Someone didn’t use their crashbreaker to its full opportunity.
“Our marketing dollars were well spent.
-Toyota Direct.
America, fuck yeah!
If this was Kentucky, there would have been children on those buses.
I could swear those are two of those NYC-BOS “FUNG-WAH” busses (buses?).
“That’ll end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty DAMN quick!”
+1 EP
<–from Kentucky; can’t argue with the truth
Dimpie,
Buses…but if you REEEALLY look like Shockey, we will let it slide.
“Aw hahhh, oh shit!”
What he didn’t see was some old geezer or child getting smoked by a piece of concrete with exposed rebar in it. Race fans = lowest rung on the ladder of sports fans, Nascar included.
Oh did I say that Mrs. Parker? I got Jon Clayton mixed up with Shockey there.
Is class in, Prof?
Bawhwhahaha
As if Kentuckians would be going to or from school.
Figure 8 schoolbus races are the best place to pick up toothless redneck chicks. Even more so than a monster truck ralley.