
Amid all the speculation regarding the specifics of Manny Ramirez’s 50-game suspension–What was he taking? Did he do it with the Red Sox? Is he really that stupid?–no one is asking the question that could perhaps best illustrate baseball’s we’re-not-effing-around stance on so-called “performance enhancement.”
Where will Manny’s eight million dollars go?
Specifically, Manny will lose $7.7 million of the $25 million due to him for this year’s services. But what happens to it? Do the Dodgers keep it? A seven-figure check seems like an odd incentive for signing a player that was allegedly doping during his days with the Red Sox. Seems convenient, especially after the Dodgers and Ramirez haggled over the contract for so long in the offseason. Simply returning Manny’s salary to the Dodgers creates an odd incentive to expose marquee players with hefty contracts, making it appear that baseball is cracking down more than it actually is.
No, that money should go toward either the considerable expense of the testing or some kind of anti-steroid campaign that would satisfy the mothers of the world that insist that society should be raising their children. There’s no point in holding the players accountable if baseball isn’t doing the same with the teams that sign them. Do that and your precious little game will be de-’roided at a much healthier pace.


Grabbing 1/3 of income to fund a social agenda of questionable merit? Your proposal, sir, is just another butt-scooch down the slippery slope toward socialism!
/gotta stop listening to Rush, even if it is just for the comedic value
Or to me, it could always go to me.
@Hugh: I’m a dirty hippie.
i was wondering about this yesterday … Manny gets to play the first month of the season, pumping up ticket sales, and then miraculously re-joins the team right after school lets out and crowds built up and all he misses some are relatively meaningless games in the middle (including a lot of inter league play)
I jerked off to this story last night before bed using Bill Simmons’ tears as lubricant. It’s the next best thing to the milk from A-Roid’s bitch tits.
I’d like to point out that the greatest “healthy” player of all time, Ken Griffey Jr has never test positive for anything other than “awesomeness”.
I say we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!
Three things:
1. Griffey didn’t test positive for anything, but he did OD on aspirin trying to kill himself once. Pure awesomeness.
2. Fine money goes to a scholarship fund, I’m not sure about suspension money.
3. That story on Deadspin is silly. Manny “allegedly” used steroids while he was on the Sox right up until it was the wrong Manny. The Deadspin reporter wasn’t beaten to the punch, he followed the wrong lead.
@Biggie you also forgot about Griffey’s addiction to Brain Tonic
In related news:
Can I borrow 5 bucks?