WELL WELL WELL…
05.07.09
Look who’s finally comfortable with her status as a sex object. Allison Stokke has finally given into the dark side, claiming that, if she wins Spike TV’s Sexiest Athlete Award, she will show up and claim it. That’s a far cry from 2007 when, on this very site, Allison’s father threatened to murder Ufford in his sleep and molest his dead body in the middle of the town square. Or something like that.
Oddly enough, she’s up for a Guy’s Choice Award against another With Leather fave, table tennis diva Biba Golic. My money’s on the woman with the worse English. No, really, I’m pulling my money out right now. Where is she?
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/presses fingers together
Eggggggggggggggcellent
Uff- so who’s the next 18 year old up on our perverted docket now that this one has gone “legit”?
Yeah, now that she’s accepting her status as a sex-symbol, I don’t find her nearly as attractive.
Where’s the part where Al Stokke threatens Uff? I don’t read so good and there’s like 80 kabillion comments on that page. Can someone give me the Mike Tyson version (just the threat, I know the rest of the leave Ali alone story)?
hold the phone…how do we get Spike to invite Ufford to present the award?
@Don: This is Spike we’re talking about. Promise to slap one of their bumper stickers on your car, and I think Uff is in.
Their lack of an apostrophe in GUYS is a total turn-off. It now feels as if these awards are meaningless.
As long as a site is affiliated with MTV Networks and Viacom, sexual objectification is totally cool man.
Ping-pong players are athletes now?
I would definitely cease and desist all over her. ALL. over. her.
SportsPoon is the best poon.
She’s the only reason I ever found this site way back when. I also never got the joke with the commenter named Alan Stokke until now. I also didn’t know why it was called With Leather until a couple months ago.
/that felt good