Each Friday (or thereabouts) we pick the winner’s to the weekend’s hottest matchups. You can follow our action under my real name here. Home team in ALL CAPS.

Tonight: Capitals (+145) over PENGUINS. Also took the under here (5.5). I can’t remember the last time I made an appointment to watch a hockey game. But tonight, I have.

Celtics (+4.5) over MAGIC. Yeah, Boston loves to flail on the road, especially during the playoffs, but I can’t think that Orlando has the backcourt to compete with Ray Allen and…um, that other guy.

RED SOX (+1.5) over Rays. Pretty sure the only reason Boston’s getting the points is because Brad Penny got his ass lit up two starts ago against Baltimore. Also taking the over (10), in case I’m totally wrong and he soils the bed.

Saturday: Nuggets over Mavericks. My hardon for the Nuggs cannot be sheathed. Furthermore, I’m ready for Dirk to explain that thing with his girlfriend and then start enjoying his offseason.

Next week will be even better. Thanks to everyone that read, commented, Dugg us and submitted tips. You guys kick ass. See you Monday.