Comments on: THIS 2-YR-OLD WILL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

By: PUNTE

PUNTE — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:01:19 +0000

Tim, I always expect that commercial to break into gay sex. No idea why, but when that old guy throws his arms out, he just has that same look I get when I see a four-pack of Reesee cups.

By: Shooter McGavin

Shooter McGavin — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:47:45 +0000

He didn’t call that 12-ball off the 5 in the corner pocket. The kid’s a hack.

And I love the line from Dad “He’ll make a shot and I’ll be like, I gotta try that”.
Really? How bad at pool ARE YOU if you’re thinking of taking shots from your 2 year old’s arsenal??

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:45:03 +0000

@UU- The fact that Capital News 9 broke this story is more amazing then the story itself.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:44:27 +0000

For every king a mentor. For every mentor a crown.

Or however those depressing Crown Royal commercials go with the pool hall champ going back to his dad’s shitty house to play pool and drink whiskey with the old man in his tattered clothes.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:47:00 +0000

and UU, for the record I was joking about the dead mommie.

The only thing better than dead mom jokes are dead baby jokes.

Speaking of…I should call Tyson. OOOOOWWWWWWWW

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:42:47 +0000

Really? can we have the parents drawn and quartered please.

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:25:54 +0000

First date at the Port Authority bust station > pool hall

By: Porkpie

Porkpie — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:23:48 +0000

Does he drink draft beer?

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:06:40 +0000

@Enrico, I’ll tell you what kind of people that name their kid Keith, the same people that go to a pool hall on their first date. I grew up/live not too far from Johnstown, NY. I can tell you the name Keith and first dates at pools halls are very common along with jorts.

Also, I call bullshit on that kid talking he didn’t say a word the entire video.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:00:16 +0000

What kind of a parent names their son “Keith” these days???