This is Keith O’Dell; he’s 23 months old and already plays pool better than I do. His parents say that they bought him a table and that he just started playing on his own. Uh-huh. Any other kid would have broken that table and eaten or lost half of the balls by now. And what’s with that stoic expression on his face? Did they sedate him? Or are they making him play for his rent? It’s hard to believe that a 23-month-old kid could have $50,000 in gambling debts already (stupid Lakers), but look on the bright side. In any other part of the world, he’d either be making soccer balls 15 hours a day or turning tricks in some brothel in Singapore. I love America.
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What kind of a parent names their son “Keith” these days???
@Enrico, I’ll tell you what kind of people that name their kid Keith, the same people that go to a pool hall on their first date. I grew up/live not too far from Johnstown, NY. I can tell you the name Keith and first dates at pools halls are very common along with jorts.
Also, I call bullshit on that kid talking he didn’t say a word the entire video.
Does he drink draft beer?
First date at the Port Authority bust station > pool hall
Really? can we have the parents drawn and quartered please.
and UU, for the record I was joking about the dead mommie.
The only thing better than dead mom jokes are dead baby jokes.
Speaking of…I should call Tyson. OOOOOWWWWWWWW
For every king a mentor. For every mentor a crown.
Or however those depressing Crown Royal commercials go with the pool hall champ going back to his dad’s shitty house to play pool and drink whiskey with the old man in his tattered clothes.
@UU- The fact that Capital News 9 broke this story is more amazing then the story itself.
He didn’t call that 12-ball off the 5 in the corner pocket. The kid’s a hack.
And I love the line from Dad “He’ll make a shot and I’ll be like, I gotta try that”.
Really? How bad at pool ARE YOU if you’re thinking of taking shots from your 2 year old’s arsenal??
Tim, I always expect that commercial to break into gay sex. No idea why, but when that old guy throws his arms out, he just has that same look I get when I see a four-pack of Reesee cups.