Former NFL quarterback Michael Vick left federal prison earlier this morning and went home to Hampton, Virginia, where he’ll serve two months of home confinement and subsequent three years’ probation.
Much has been made of whether Vick can meet the standards of atonement set forth by NFL commissar Roger Goodell, who vaguely outlined his criteria for Vick’s reinstatement earlier this week. But more important will be salvaging enough forgiveness from the football-watching public that one of the league’s 31 other teams would consider taking the PR hit that would come from bringing him into camp. That burden of bringing The Dog Killer into the fold is one that even the minor league arena teams aren’t willing to bear.
The sad fact is that Vick will be The Dog Killer for the rest of his life. Financing a dogfighting ring is hardly the worst thing ever, but it clearly falls in between Kobe Bryant hollowing out some lodge worker in Colorado and Lee Harvey Oswald hollowing out President Kennedy’s brain. But where in between? Am I a prick for acknowledging out loud that, yeah, these horrible acts will be your legacy? Maybe. But to ignore it–either in a NFL telecast where he might be under center again (won’t happen) or in his obituary tens of years from now–would be worse. Athletes, perhaps more than any other public figures, are what they do. And Vick may not get that chance to redeem himself where his gifts flourished most. And I’m okay with that.
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Yeah, when the worst team in AFL2 doesn’t want you, you are fucked. Add me to the list of people o.k. with the fact that Vick may never play football again.
/go Firebirds
The underlying problem for Vick is that he wasn’t a very good NFL quarterback to begin with. It turns out that being extraordinarily fast and extraordinarily stupid aren’t a good mix.
WOCKA WOCKA!
Wait, this was one of the funny posts, right?
USUD -
/go Pioneers*
He should go on the Dog Whisperer and have gay sex with that guy. Maybe he could uh learn something?
Funny how people never seem to critize Randell Cunningham’s play as a mobile QB, but for some reason Vick’s a piece of shit and Cunningham isn’t (I’ll remind you that Vick broke Cunningham’s rushing record). It’s amazing how shitty offensive lines can hamper a QB’s abilities. He’ll find his way back into the league.
Seriously, Biggle. I mean, look at all the dogs Cunningham killed!
I seriously think he’s done. At least until Carson Palmer leaves the Bengals.
Biggie, Cunningham had skill. Vick can just outrun a gazelle. Take your boner out of the guy’s ass. We get it. You like Vick.
“Grr, grr, woof.” That’s a quote from my dog.
I am fine with the guy getting another chance. I generally like dogs more than I do people, but I have to say that if Leonard Little got back in the NFL, then Vick should too.
@ Bacon – you hit the nail on the head. I would think that if you cant read a book, that you probably arent going to be able to read a defense
@ Biggie – The whole point of having a mobile QB is that it helps offset a bad OL. A mobile QB is supposed to be able to get away from trouble and make throws while moving. Another thing. That O-line looked pretty F-ing good with Matt Ryan standing back there in the pocket and making throws down the field.
Okay…so shooting yourself, beating and spitting on women, every drug imaginable…those are all okay, but killing dogs. NOOOOOOO
Someone will pick him up.
I hope Michael Vick’s herpes get herpes
Obviously it depends on the woman. And the drugs. And the dogs, really.
In other words, totally okay.
There is NO WAY that anyone convicted of a crime should EVER be allowed to have a job.
I don’t care that he spent 2 years in Levenworth, lost millions, and millions of dollars, is now bankrupt with millions in debt, and fulfilled every order from your trial judge.
What? You call paying a price? Paying your debt to society??
No forgiveness. Ever.
Once a criminal, always a criminal.
And that goes for all you filthy, filthy jay walkers, speeders, and people who don’t wear seat belts- like paying a fine squares you with society. You vermon make me sick.
Wow YouPeople is sexually frustrated. Or maybe he’s angry because he can’t spell vermin.
I found it funny that the guy responsible for his house arrest said that at no point could he go bowling. Really?
What do you mean “you people”?
Just think of him as now “well rested”.
Hate to say it, but I would take reformed Vick over don’t know when to say when Favre.
It is harder to throw an interception when you run the ball yourself.
Lee Harvey Oswald tried to steal the Jack Ruby.
/if Leonard Little is allowed back, then why not Vick?
Funny how people never seem to critize Randell Cunningham’s play as a mobile QB, but for some reason Vick’s a piece of shit and Cunningham isn’t
Right!
And it’s just as funny how people never seem to criticize Johnny Unitas’s flattop haircut, but for some reason Timothy McVeigh is a piece of shit and Unitas isn’t.
I can spell. I can also typo. I’m amphibious, like that.
What I can’t do is understand is how the media has decided that the loathsome PETA is a group that needs to be treated seriously and catered to.
Vick did his crime. Society, through it’s representative- the sentencing judge, set the punishment. Vick is in the process of paying the price given. Anything more that outside parties are demanding is simply a call for vengeance.
And- hey! I’m all for vengeance. Just be honest and call it what it is.
Every team makes a pro/con list with Vick:
Pro…fast
Con…not a great passer, PR nightmare, apparently very dumb, has herpes
So if your name’s not Al Davis, why would you bring Vick in? This isn’t a case of “He should be let in because Leonard Little is”; this is just business.
/and Leonard Little should be in prison
//dick joke
Whether you agree or disagree with the dog-lovers who want Vick out of the NFL, that’s really irrelevant. In the end it boils down to money.
If Goodell lets him back, the NFL will have a PR nightmare of epic proportions, it will lose fans and it will lose bottom line dollars, and for what? To accommodate the football dreams of a dog killer?
From a business standpoint, what is the NFL’s incentive to let him back?
NFL will have a PR nightmare? Yeah, because I bet a lot of those PETA boycotters make up the general populace of the fuck faces tuning into watch games all Sunday.
He pays fines like every other law breaking NFL asshole, and makes a fuzzy feel good press release, partners with the Humane Society for some fundraiser and all is good in the preverbial hood once again.
@King Jeremy – that’s a bunch of crap. Matt Ryan’s O-Line looked good because he had 4 different starters from when Vick was QB in 2006, a result of 30 fewer sacks. Give Vick that kind of time and see what he can do.
@Otto man – Go hug a tree you hippie. You just compared a man that killed 168 PEOPLE and injured 800 more, to a guy that allegedly aided in drowning some dogs (remember, he was conviced for Felony conspiracy in interstate commerce/aid of unlawful animal fighting venture, not killing dogs). Seriously, grow the fuck up.
Exactly Mrs. Parker, the NFL will never lose fans…for anything. It just won’t happen.
Sweet Jesus, BiggieLaing, are you fucking retarded? I mean, not in the schoolyard taunt sense of “retarded,” but in the they-make-you-wear-a-helmet-so-you-don’t-hurt-yourself “retarded”?
What I did there was called “sarcasm” and “hyperbole.” Go grab a dictionary and ask someone to help you sound out the big words. And, in all likelihood, read.
I was mocking your unfuckingbelievably stupid whining that people got all upset over Michael Vick but not Randall Cunningham. I picked McVeigh and Unitas because that comparison was as ridiculous and as retarded as your Vick and Cunningham one.
But I guess the helmet crowd doesn’t get jokes. You sure as fuck can’t tell one.
Can we all at least agree that killing cats is cool?
Oh, I’m down with cat killing.
@Otto, well played 2x.
@Papa, I sure as hell hope killing cats is okay because I refuse to give up my orange szechuan “chicken” from Panda Express.
@BiggieLaing:
What you said: “…a guy that allegedly aided in drowning some dogs (remember, he was conviced for Felony conspiracy in interstate commerce/aid of unlawful animal fighting venture, not killing dogs)…”
What the facts are: In his allocution at the hearing where he pled guilty to the federal crimes, Vick admitted to killing the dogs. He wasn’t charged by the Feds with killing dogs because it’s not a federal crime.
And he didn’t “just” drown some dogs. He also shot some dogs. He electrocuted some dogs. He slammed some dogs repeatedly against the ground until they were dead.
But you keep being an apologist for him. It keeps people from noticing you are retarded.