Comments on: TENNIS STAR TO LOSE TWO BREAST FRIENDS?

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:18:22 +0000

“No male doctor would ever damage those things. It’s a good thing women aren’t allowed to practice medicine in Romania.”

Excellent point. Though I fear the term “practicing medicine” is being used a little loosely considering it is Romania. I think Cocaine and liquor are still used as anesthetics there. *

(*As well they should be.)

@Enrico – you are saying McEnroe might tap that, too?

By: Parris Island Vacations

Parris Island Vacations — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:45:39 +0000

No male doctor would ever damage those things. It’s a good thing women aren’t allowed to practice medicine in Romania.

\sends check to “Boob Aid”
\\watches musical special with Enrico, Vagoo, Dimpie, ILPHAPH, Punch, WDYA, and Jeremy singing I.L.B.T.’s

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

King Jeremy the Wicked — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:06:55 +0000

a potential tragedy this big usually inspires efforts like “Farm Aid” or other celebrity benefits. Wonder what we should do? Besides stare at her rack, of course.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:47:38 +0000

Tatum O’Neal has never looked better!

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:41:40 +0000

Deadspin is reminding everyone that the interview could have been a mistranslation.

Wait, so now she wants a breast-enlargement surgery?

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:25:31 +0000

I’d drive a stake through that Romanian…on September 28th, natch.

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:13:25 +0000

17? tit ol bitties?

/unzips pants

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:11:31 +0000

THE HUMANITAAAAAAAAY!!!