Comments on: SOCCER-PLAYING ROBOTS LEARN HOW TO DIVE

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

King Jeremy the Wicked — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:52:57 +0000

my God, soccer sucks.

By: Oliver Klozoff

Oliver Klozoff — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:08:10 +0000

@ hugh
naturally I assume they would be wearing school girl uniforms and have tentacles instead of legs (eek!)

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:59:32 +0000

I just assume the Japanese are striving toward creating robot soccer WAGs that’ll be hotter AND sluttier than their human counterparts.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:49:12 +0000

You see, there’s your problem. The robot’s switch is set to Evil.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:22:37 +0000

I’m now stupider

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:21:17 +0000

These scientists are wasting their time on flopping soccer robots and NOT fembots to have sex with? Stupid egghead scientists and their misplaced priorities.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:20:18 +0000

First step, soccer, second….WORLD DOMINATION!