New Orleans Saints tight end/waste of life Jeremy Shockey has been in and out of the hospital after he was found unconscious in a room at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and what happened in Vegas apparently did not stay in Vegas.
Shockey was taken Sunday from the Hard Rock Hotel to a local hospital, where he was treated and released, Saints spokesman Greg Bensel said.
Shockey was found unconscious in a hotel room while attending a pool party called Rehab, the New York Post reported Monday.
“Rehab” is a bit ironic since Shockey was being treated for dehydration. If he were a true offensive lineman, he would have died, which would have been fine with everyone. Nobody would have missed the white Freddie Mitchell, especially if he would have died the same way Elvis did–overweight, off his game, and in a pool of his own filth. Maybe next year.
|UPI, imgs from Busted Coverage, TMZ|
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Shoc-key?
That took a little too much body paint sweetie.
Toxic tatoo ink?
Take some pliers and pull out her damn jaw.
“Rehab” would be a great name for a French-Canadian expatriate bar.
Then again, so would “Douchebag Central,” but I think there’s a Red Sox dive already using that one.
I also like to pose “thumbs-up”.
I used to be a big Shockey supporter and I have to say, atta boy Shockler!
Sorry…gotta say I’d only kick him out of bed to f*ck him on the floor.
Mrs. Parker – that’s cool because people say I look like Shockey all the time.
The only way to rehydrate Shockey is to ejaculate in his mouth.
next stop for that photo: Hot Chicks with Douchebags
@joe buck – you beat me to it. nice pose, Fonzie.