Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. For some reason, it has seemed compelled to make Homer the centerpiece of inane jingoistic satire since Season 13.

  • It finally happened: Federer beat Nadal on clay. What’s the world coming to? At this rate, some chick horse will wind up winning the Preakness
    |Sporting Blog|
  • As everyone suspected, Cincinnati is running out of people willing to pay to watch the Bengals stumble each fall
    |Who Dey Revolution|
  • Not sure how old this is, but there’s nothing like a Monday morning chick fight to jump-start a new week |YouTube, via MLRH|
  • Anti-Favre sentiment is growing in Green Bay. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue
    |Packers Lounge|
  • My favorite story from a great weekend from Spud: Superfan holds home run ball for the right price. My opinion? If you catch anything at a ballgame that’s smaller than David Eckstein, it’s yours. End of discussion
    |Deadspin|
  • Worst. Minor league baseball team theme song. Ever. Thanks, Marcus
    |Lansing Lugnuts|
  • John Elway’s cool with his son quitting football. Now he can focus completely on reviving the Arena League
    |Sportress of Blogitude|
  • Hey, Michael Phelps got back in the pool last week. Bo-ring. Call me when he gets into a three-way with Paris Hilton and Rachel Alexandra. Rachel might be more his type. It’s funny because he looks like a horse. Also because the Preakness was held in Phelps’ home state of Maryland, but that’s overthinking it
    |Style Points|
  • If you ever find yourself near a chubby kid, just go ahead and turn the camera on, because you never know when he’ll start crumpin’
    |cacalac1 from YouTube|
  • British WAG Gemma Atkinson forgot to put her clothes on this morning. And you thought you were having a rough day
    |On 205th|

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