05.22.09 RYAN LEAF INDICTED FOR DRUGS, BURGLARY
Ryan Leaf the citizen is becoming eerily reminiscent of Ryan Leaf the quarterback. After being “placed on leave” as a D-II assistant as the former NFL draft bust was indicted by a county grand jury in Texas for nine counts of drugs, burglary, and fake drugs. No, seriously. From WTOP:
Canyon police Lt. Dale Davis said Leaf is suspected of breaking into a Canyon apartment on Oct. 30 and stealing Hydrocodone, which had been prescribed to an injured football player.[...]
The count of delivery of a simulated controlled substance alleges Leaf gave an individual a substance he said was Hydrocodone but was not that drug.
Serious question: how does Leaf’s legacy stack up against Michael Vick’s? It probably depends on your personal preference for mental imbalance. At least Vick could put up numbers and capture the imagination of fans while he was on the field, whereas Leaf was an utter failure from the start. Does the following formula apply:
So much for starting The Next Chapter In Life. But then if these guys always got it right, I’d be out of a job.
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RYAN LEAF INDICTED FOR DRUGS, BURGLARY
@Mrs. Parker - Before you even start. Shut the fuck up.
/this post brought to you from all the retarded shit i’ve seen in anything remotely vick related.
Can’t we all just get the fuck along?
Seriously, don’t make it personal or your comment will be deleted.
Conversely, don’t be an idiot.
/clicking back to last Vick post
“You’re all idiots”
I’ll take that as a complement. I think Merk is pissed because Canada doesn’t have a 3 day weekend like we do this weekend.
This thread needs a nice cancer joke to lighten things up.
horrible career-bland painkiller addiction
Was this post about Leaf or Favre?
I’d comment, but Punte would bleed from his vag and delete it.
Suck this dick.
Sorry Punte - Just trying to nip it in the bud.
UU - Got mine last week. It was cold as fuck as it was Canada, and a long weekend, and this is what happens on long weekends up here. Enjoy your’s though. You and your shitty beer :)
Wait a minute, Leaf was busted by former Pacers big man, Dale Davis???
/I am better at commenting than all of you!!! Except for Pauly and his python dong.
@Merk..all good…I just seem to think there is a shitload of doushebaggery that goes on with players, so I don’t know why Vick gets to be made the example.
Jus my opinion, they are like assholes, everyone’s got one, and at times they are stinky.
Ah the drama of the 98 draft comes home to roost…which qb…which qb…
Merk’s from Canada? Shit man, I’m sorry.
/pats merk on the back
Whoa whoa whoa. Cold as Canada? *looks out the window* It looks (and is) pretty warm over here. Gotta love living in Vancouver.
As for the comparison, you can’t compare. Leaf was a flat out bust. Vick at least did something for a little bit.
I love you, Vagoo. You over-sensitive piece of shit.
/kisses punte’s ring
Ahhh Bromance in bloom..I love the spring.
@MP - fair enough. I’m a dog lover though. So vick can get raped by iron pine cone.
@vagoo - it’s really not that bad. you tend to appreciate the weather more on the 6 days it’s nice.
@Max - Ontario. It’s 18 degrees now, but that’s cuz it’s a weekday.
K, done with this weather talk.
Soo.. Pauly’s dong eh?
Unfortunately for Vagoo, Punte only wears a cock ring.
It slips off whenever the AC kicks on. Or whenever I watch SportsCenter.
Scott Van Pelt’s face tends to have that effect.
Hey — can I join the love/hate party? Um…Otto’s a commie pinko. Woooo Red Sox! Geaux Tigers! Hey Merk - go back to Canadia ya snowback! Wooo!
/pretending to be a douche is tougher than it looks
//maybe I’ll just stick to actually being a douche
I am too new to know everyone’s roll…
I shall stick to what I know…
/cracks beer and brings up MLBTV
Piss on Van Pelt.
These comments are like someone pissing out of their ass.
These comments are like someone pissing out of their ass.
…WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Not sure Punte, I just know that I need a beer.
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