I will love the fellas at The Hoop Doctors forever for bringing me this video. It’s Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy* adult film legend Ron Jeremy waiting at the valet for his car next to…why yes, I think that is Shaquille O’Neal. I mean…I guess that’s O’Neal. Could be some other 7-foot 300-pound guy. But everyone seems embarrassed about Ron Jeremy’s car except for Jeremy. “My Ferrari’s in the shop,” he says. Uh-huh. And then he and Shaq had a swordfight. With actual swords…What’d you think I meant?
* – obligatory
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I can’t see the video cuz my work blocks Youtube.
/fuckin Punte’s fault
//hate day is fun
Ron Jeremy is a hero to all of us fat and hairy guys. Long live the hedgehog.
The real question is: Can Ron Jeremy’s car suck it’s own tailpipe???
I have a porno where he tells the girl to count backwards from 20…she says 1 and BLAM all over her face.
Talent!
His car is not unlike his underwear…skidmarks!
Mrs. P what’s the deal with your pic man. It went from Greinke to some chick, now back to Greinke, and I may still be drunk from last night, but I swear it looks fuzzy.
Its a chick..that chick is me.
I think my head is going to explode
F5..then put..the..pipe..down.
thats you? two black eyes? I like your husband already.
Merk, it’ll be there when you get to the library after work.
I’m assuming they don’t have internet access at the YMCA.
The funny sad thing is, it requires a lot less cash for chicks to go to bed with Jeremy, than it does for them to go near the over sized ape