05.11.09 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DIDN’T SUCK
NBA: There Are No Lakes In LA, Just Cocaine. The Houston Rockets–without Yao Ming–ran the Lakers up and down the floor in their Game 4 yesterday, trouncing the Western Conference favorites, 99-87. It was Houston’s Aaron Brooks (pictured) who led all scorers with 34 points. Kobe was held to 15 points on 7-of-17 shooting. That series is tied, 2-2.
Also, the Celtics tied their series with Orlando after Glen Davis hit a game-winning deuce with time running out [video after the jump]. They go back to Boston for Game 5 tomorrow…Denver and Cleveland can advance to their respective conference finals with wins tonight.
NHL: Unoriginal. The Red Wings, Blackhawks, Hurricanes, and Penguins each hold a 3-2 advantage in their series. Chicago and Pittsburgh could wrap up their series with wins tonight. Why Chicago is in the Western Conference, I’ll never understand.
Golf. Tiger didn’t win.
Baseball. Nationals third baseman Ryan Zimmerman has now hit safely in 28 consecutive games. And Reds pitcher Micah Owings hit a home run. I would say that he helped his own cause, but that’s gayer than those pink bats they used yesterday.
This Week In Cocaine. French tennis player Richard Gasquet failed two tests for cocaine and will be suspended. Even worse, Gasquet is French.
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DIDN’T SUCK
Nuggets FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jGqx9gDpAw
He’s so adorable in his bow tie! :)
There are 2 things in life that are certain:
1) I have a large penis.
2) Yao Ming will get hurt and miss the Playoffs.
Why Chicago is in the Western Conference, I’ll never understand.
If that confuses you, then maybe I should avoid telling you that Detroit and Columbus also qualify as Western cities in Gary Bettman’s mind.
Why not Nashville and St. Louis too then? Oh right because 3/4 of the league is located in the east and having one conference with 20 teams while the other has 10 is fucking stupid!
If we’re picking on the NHL, why not look at the NFL. Why is Dallas in the NFC East while St. Louis is in the NFC West? Or why is Miami in the AFC East while Indy is in the AFC South.
that reds pitcher didn’t help his own cause anyway… he wasn’t pitching. they brought him in as a pinch hitter and he jacked one.
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