05.15.09 RACHEL ALEXANDRA IS THE ‘IT’ HORSE
I guess we should do a post on the Preakness, seeing as there’s been a bit of a hullabaloo about this lady horse being favored to win. But some people at the Louisville Courier-Whatzitcalled are worried that everyone’s gonna think of Eight Belles again if something TERRIBLE HAPPENS OH MY GAWD, NO! (via GameOn):
She’s not only the 8-5 Preakness morning-line favorite, she’s also instant adrenaline for horse racing, the next great thing to turn the heads of casual fans.
Unless …
Unless the tragic memories are stirred again about Eight Belles and Ruffian, who both suffered fatal injuries while running against colts.
Women. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t hop on their backs and ride them for nine-and-a-half furlongs. Oh, yeah, I guess that’s an image of Sarah Jessica Parker there and not a horse. That’s an honest mistake on my part and I’ll fix it right away. Shortly. Maybe.
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RACHEL ALEXANDRA IS THE ‘IT’ HORSE
No sir I don’t like it.
Quick son, fetch me my .45 so I can put her down on the track
“Can’t hop on their backs and ride them for nine-and-a-half furlongs.”
You gotta pay extra for that.
You could have also used: Amanda Beard, John Elway, my equine hooker from last night
How that horse became a doctor actress I dont know.
doctor = ’strikethrough’
fuck HTML
Horse lovers are awestruck by that picture. The strong arms, the flowing veins …
By horse I mean heroin, of course.
+1 Kid. No one calls it horse anymore…sadly its a dying term
Never knew that. I’m so deficient in drug slang.
You’re right, I guess the only ones left are you, me and my dealer. Bad times.
Interesting. imdb.com reports that Sarah’s next role with be “self” in the film version of Equus.
Also, Bill Simmons reports that the 2010 NBA All-Star Game will feature a game of S.A.R.A.H.
That was awesome.
DO NOT WANT
Fun Fact: Sarah Jessica Parker is 16 hands tall
+1 v2.0
eff the preakness this year. why would anyone attend a horse race you can’t bring your own booze to?
*did not see earlier post regarding the now shitty preakness before commenting
Kid why you gotta go and copy my horse jokes???
BITER
Dee Snider’s poop face makes me feel icky.
That dude in the pic is ripped
Wish I have a body like that when I am his age
Horsie FACE!
@Dimpie: You know I completely did that unintentionally, that’s probably why the joke popped into my head so easily. My sincerest apologies, I feel like Carlos Mencia.
Or can we treat this like The Aristocrats joke? Please?
Here’s the comment in question. Hey, everyone loves a good heroin joke.
Wow, the link to reference it. Kid Presentable is a stand up guy. The better nickname for H is “uncle” which I’ve been dying to use. It’s Friday, lemme get summa dat uncle kidddd!!!!!
Interesting, never heard that one. And appreciated, I don’t want to unknowingly plagiarize any comments.
Now it’s time I return to writing my latest novel, Billy & The Clonosaurus.
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