05.08.09 POWER RANKINGS: NOW WITH PUSS POWER

Power rankings are almost as stupid and as pointless as Twitter. Except when we do it. Then they kick ass.

1. Cats on a Treadmill. I’ve been outsmarted by cats for years. Nice to finally see them doing something stupid for a change.

2. Keys To Victory. Check your asses off, everyone.

3. Masturing Your Craft. But Josh, can’t it go too far. Yes…yes, it can. And be warned that I was too creeped out to even watch that video.

4. The Sasha Cohen Comeback. Definitely not ugly.

5. LeBron’s Ferrari. What’s odd is that my Hyundai is probably roomier…

6. College Kids In Their Underwear. Sorry, Arizona State. I guess I’m kind of over you.

7. Ron Artest. He’s the newest Human Highlight Reel, but for an entirely different and much more frightening reason.

8. Bacon. Cook it in a bag! Or, you know…in a skillet. I don’t like to microwave bacon. It feels like cheating to me.

9. Lance Armstrong. This is what I’d call working “double time.” I think that’s also “ironic,” but I’m sure about that.

10. The Ghostbusters Video Game. Why now? Why not 20 years ago?