I can’t believe that we’re just now finally getting to this, but Mike Tyson’s four-year-old daughter apparently died while the former undisputed boxing champion was in Vegas. From People:
“We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world,” Tyson says in a statement. “There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal.”
Exodus’s mother, whose name has not been released, was cleaning in another part of the house when she sent her 7-year-old son to the playroom to check on his sister. The boy found Exodus tangled in a cord dangling from a treadmill. He called for his mother, who dialed 911 and administered CPR.
Wow, that 7-year-old boy is a horrible babysitter. “Uh, mom, I just found her like that.” And I love how the mother was “cleaning.” Since when does a mother with two kids not put them to work? This really isn’t the time to be making jokes, though. However, this is the time that you could get a really sweet deal on a treadmill.


I hate myself for laughing at that last line.
Jeez, Punte……
/giggling
Not something you’d see on an America’s Funniest Home Video ‘Treadmill’ compilation, I assume…
It is sad when any parent has to bury their kid….
BUT..
Exodus? REEEALLY? Irony much?
Wow.. too fuckin’ soon
yes, Exodus. I think her brother’s name is Genesis, seriously.
what is really ironic is that Iron Mike claims to be a Muslim and praises Allah during interviews, yet names his children after books of the Bible.
This is a terrible loss for the Tyson family, and I will withhold comment.
But this is also a good excuse to re-post the keyboard cat treadmill video.
They should have gotten Jet Travolta to help babysit.
He has something like 5-6 kids…I seriously have to go google for their names now, just to satisfy my curiosity of the idiotic.
I couldn’t help but laugh at that one, Dimpie.
Totally classless to make a treadmill joke, Punte. Now if you don’t mind, I need to get some lifting done on my Chris Benoit workout machine.
Is that the same trouble making treadmill that punched Robin Givens in the face and wrecked their marriage?
@ready – mikes treadmill must be related to chris browns
Must have bought that treadmill from Evander Holyfields garage sale…and it came with a free frogert.
Dimpie, Enrico, You magnificently funny bastards………… Mrs. Parker, Iron My Shirt.
Damn Punte why you gotta go and put a real picture up there.
you guys makeme sick,do u not have family and how can u make fun of a 4 year olds death