OFFICIAL SCORER: OUCH
05.20.09The Japanese are a very proud and devoted people, so I’m not terribly surprised that this Japan League infielder tried to decapitate himself by diving for a foul ball so close to the stands. I’m sure it would have hurt so much more shaming his fellow countrymen by letting that ball go. I understand that being carted off in a gurney is very prestigious over there, but seriously, this guy will be back on the subway groping women in no time. It’s just their way. Who am I to ridicule their culture? I’m just a sports blogger…

Time on the DL will allow him to catch up on hentai and tentacle porn.
Damn … in one dive, he went from being 5’3″ to 5’1″.
WOW…unbelievable catch…
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It is my understanding that Tom Selleck plays in every Japanese baseball game yet I did not see him in this video.
Bleachers +1
Awwwr so sirry. He miss the pop fry bawr.
The official scorer speaks at a first grade level.