UPDATE: Shoals sent us an email: [I]t wasn’t just inspired by the Almanac, it’s actually [a Free Darko] joint. just wanted to clear that up. I see.
If you’ve read the Free Darko book, you’ll recognize the style of these new adidas ads featuring the likenesses of Derrick Rose and Dwight Howard. The artistic concept is really the same of Bethlehem Shoals’ Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac (WL review here), but kicked up a notch with animation…and product placement. Darren Rovell says that Shoals “cooperated” with the campaign, which I can only hope means “free sneakers and warmups for life.” And maybe a sandwich.
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Beau Billingslea voicing over is always a good choice.
Figure 9: Dwight Howard’s HGH regimen
At least they got the Rose molestasche right.
Figure 10: Stan Van Gundy sucking his own dick
this guy comes from the mark jackson school of pronunciation…
“du-wight” and “strenth”
Is it weird that Figure 10 is arousing me?