05.04.09 NBA: BULLS, HEAT OUT; NUGGETS STILL ROLLING
It would be cruel (and inaccurate) to suggest that the Chicago Bulls choked against the defending NBA champions on Boston’s home floor in a Bulls’ Game 7 loss to the Celtics. Additionally the Celtics should be absolved from receiving any guff after being forced to go the distance with a team that finished no better than .500 during the regular season.
We cannot say the same for Atlanta and Miami. The Hawks corps of young, talented players could have (not saying should have) taken less than seven games to rid us of Dwyane Wade, whose misplaced consonant in his first name and favorite son status in the eyes of referees have been confusing casual NBA fans for years now. But Wade and the Heat are gone, a warming prospect as we head to pro basketball’s conference semifinals.
The Denver Nuggets, however, didn’t see the need to wait for everyone else and started their series with the Mavericks anyway. Denver took an early 1-0 lead in their series and could be the monkeywrench that ruins everyone’s Kobe-LeBron Finals matchup. I still don’t know why it’s “The Finals” in basketball, but “the Stanley Cup Final” in hockey. I blame Canada for that.
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NBA: BULLS, HEAT OUT; NUGGETS STILL ROLLING
Misplaced consonant? Y is a sometime a vowel my friend. Is that little Y and the refs giving him “special treatment” the only knock people can bring up against one of the best players in basketball? Single handedly carried a shit team into the playoffs and went 7 against a bunch of flagrent 1 fouling gangbangers. I swear Josh Smith probably robbed a liqour store and shot the guy working on his drive home last night.
I call bullshit on Wade getting “favorite son status in the eyes of referees” because I watched the Dallas-Denver game and saw Dirk “I love dicks in my ass while I wear a ball gag” Nowitzki get fouled by breath of air at least a few times. That greasy, filthy german is probably doing rails of jew ash in the locker room before games.
But whatever, at least with the Bulls out, I don’t have to watch that he/she Joakim Noah pretend to grow facial hair anymore. I swear if that he/she had glued anymore pubes to his/her face I was gonna puke.
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BiggieLaing is just mad because Wade gave him herpes and was not called for a foul.
/someone wake up LeBron…he finally gets to play again.
@biggie - turn up the funny, turn down the suck.
Right - D wade, celtics, lebron, nuggets and blowjobs
Wrong - joakim noah, dirk (gestapo) nowitzky, mark cuban and taxes.
Because the Larry O’Brien Finals sounds fucking stupid.
and just so there is no misunderstandings….
Fuck kobe and fuck LA
Punte please pass your notes on how to analyse the NBA to John Barry.
and just so there is no misunderstanding
FUCK John Barry
Wow Merk, so original that I bet the patent number on that burn is #001. Keep coming up with knee buckling gems like that, it’s solid gold comedy…sounds like some rolled out of the wrong side of Big Dirks bed this morning.
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