Thanks, Kara. Too bad you decided to sit out this particular event…
They had another Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco last week. You know you’re living a life of extravagance when you’re paying extra money to do something that you could have done at home for free. And I don’t know how San Francisco Weekly (NSFW) was ever given permission to take pictures here, but apparently they were. I don’t understand how you could sign up for that kind of thing while people take pictures of you. I get embarrassed just wearing shorts in public.
We jumped the thumbnails…and you can probably see why.
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/09/cowboysdotcomgaydating-180x180.jpg)
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Masturbate-a-thon is what I have call having the house to my-self.
wait… what?
/checks url box
yep.. still a sport blog
//checks post again…
sooo…if that’s getting covered here, does that make me an athlete.
///pretty sure i would’ve been a starter on my highschool team.
let me try that again:
Masturbate-a-thon is what I call having the house to my-self.
Merk, yes, we are all athletes. Now keep training for the gold medal!!!
I sure could go for some Cheerios right now
Something about this rubs me the wrong way.
The SF Weekly slide show needs more pandas.
@don, that could be said for a lot of things. Is that one panda having a reach around???
They held a similar event in Minnesota this past week, cleverly disguised as the wooing of Brett Favre.
I see one panda getting a reach around, and one Portuguese breakfast in the making.
That girl in pic #1 is like the Sam Perkins of masturbation.
my “masterbating cheerios” google news alert finally went off today
@upstate: That sort of thing happens when you try to type one-handed.
+1 iggy