New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez hasn’t even signed the contract that expects to give him $30 million guaranteed (or roughly 5 million per ab), but that hasn’t stopped followers from fawning over the future face of the franchise. He’s already done a photo shoot for GQ with model Hilary Rhoda, and our friend at GQ tells us that the two are now supposedly dating. And he executed a baby-delivery touchdown dance with former Iowa running back Shonn Green at the rookie photo day. Up next, curing AIDS and getting the Jets to the playoffs. Heh, like the Jets will ever make the playoffs in our lifetime.
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I don;t think it is possible for me to hate him more then I do right now
Too bad the Jets aren’t doing Hard Knocks. They will nickname him “Dirty Sanchez”. Get it, he’s Mexican! Look at the great Mexican qb’s over the years…ummmmm. Tony Romo! Boy, come playoff time he really goes South of the BOrder! Am I right?
Is Chris Hansen going to knock on my door for looking at that panda pic?
Hilary is going to enjoy Jets fans screaming to see her tits after every interception that her man lobs this year (25+).
I just can’t wait for the witty nickname they shall produce.
Anything to wash the “Brett the Jet” from my mind.
The Panda has a better chance at being a great player.
i know her. they aren’t dating.
Well, Jim Plunkett and Jeff Garcia are half Mexican, add them up and you have one. But, what about his luck of being drafted by the one NFL team whose colors resemble a landscaper’s uniform?
I know this isn’t a sports site, but at the end of the article, the writer says:
“Up next, curing AIDS and getting the Jets to the playoffs. Heh, like the Jets will ever make the playoffs in our lifetime.”
I think he should do a little research before he makes a statement like this. In the last 6 or 7 years, the Jets have gone to the Playoffs about 4 times and have also won 2 playoff games, one such game they shut out the former SB champion Colts.