Comments on: JOCKEY BANNED FOR STORING PEE IN ARMPIT

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:58:43 +0000

That inquiry heard Carrigg was found by stewards to have in the arm of her riding jacket a tied condom filled with urine and containing a sharpened lollypop stick.

Now if MacGyver did that, no one would question a thing. Talk about a double-standard.

By: PUNTE

PUNTE — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:47:44 +0000

That inquiry heard Carrigg was found by stewards to have in the arm of her riding jacket a tied condom filled with urine and containing a sharpened lollypop stick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Piss Pop?

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:41:28 +0000

They broke up when she said, “How pretty am I on scale of 1-10″. He said, “Ur – in – eight” I know it’s a stretch.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:30:22 +0000

… Evans had conspired with jockey Donna Carrigg …

Female jockey?! BAHAHAHA now I’ve heard everything.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:20:51 +0000

The counsel sternly told the jockey, “Urine trouble”!

/thank you very much

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:14:12 +0000

I store pee in my bladder, or, failing that, a cool wet sack.

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:11:18 +0000

Those jockeys need to stop messing around with that horse.

If you don’t know, horse is slang for heroin LOL! ROTFL!

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:07:14 +0000

nobody parties like a jockey