05.05.09 JOBA’S MOM BUSTED FOR SELLING METH
Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain got a DUI this off-season, but that really doesn’t seem like such a big deal, given that his estranged mother was just busted for dealing meth in Nebraska. Allegedly, of course. Because people get framed for selling meth to undercover cops all the time.
Jacqueline Standley was arrested at her apartment Saturday night, Lincoln Police Capt. David Beggs said Monday.
Beggs said she sold 1 gram of a substance believed to be meth to an officer for $110 on Feb. 11. The substance was confirmed as meth at the state laboratory. |Newsday|
Aww, look at her. Such a sad face. You can see where Joba inherited his jowls. A jury would sooner convict a bloodhound. Besides, in her defense, meth is pretty much the only thing to do in Nebraska.
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JOBA’S MOM BUSTED FOR SELLING METH
Meth is what I was getting my Mom for Mother’s Day
Dick is what I was giving your Mom.
Shouldn’t Toonces be driving the car?
I bet you Joba got her stash and will be back to pitching 98-99 again in no time. As for her, She’ll also be throwing gas…. in a jail cell that is!! OHHHH
Her mugshot is comparable to Glenn Campbell’s. What a sexy bitch.
The good news for the Yankees is that Joba’s curveball is Breaking Bad.
**fart noise**
Hey fucko I live in Nebraska! and you’re right meth is the only thing to do here.
\cries uncontrollably
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