05.14.09 JOAKIM NOAH SUDDENLY MORE LIKABLE
UPDATE: WWTDD has the uncensored pics. Obviously NSFW, unless you work in a brothel. In which case, nice job.
You can name any preppy white boy from Duke, any thug from Bob Huggins’ Cincinnati teams, or anyone from those crooked CCNY teams from the 1950s, and you’d still be hard-pressed to find a more annoying college basketball player than Florida’s Joakim Noah. The guy was such a douchebag that on hot days in Gainesville he would sweat vinegar.
That said, Chicago’s Joakim Noah has been a refreshing departure from the typical NBA archetype; he hustles, he keeps his mouth shut, and oh yeah, he can play anywhere on the floor. And the ladies also seem to have taken notice. Thirty years ago, the only way a guy like that could have gotten any would have involved a rock band and a Saturday night road show. Now, all it takes is a few ounces of weed. If that isn’t progress, what is?
|TMZ, via Mouthpiece Sports|
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JOAKIM NOAH SUDDENLY MORE LIKABLE
If by keeping your mouth shut, you mean questioning your teammates, screaming at the referees and opposing teams and comparing yourself to Muhammed Ali, then sure. He does hustle, though.
I actually clicked on the last pic to see if I could figure out who this fine young lass was.
Panda’d again.
/shakes fist at Punte
Are we sure these aren’t screen caps from the new MTV show, “Is she really going out with him?”
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/hot-chicks-with-douchebags-the-tv-series/
Nope, I still hate this cocksucker just as much. Best Panda pic yet.
Are there any men left in our country. News flash, a solid player “no matter the profession” is suppose to speak the hell up. Are you kidding me, that’s what men do. Little girls keep their mouth shut and just let it happen.
I never knew so many homosexuals watch sports.
“Now, all it takes is a few ounces of weed.”
Really? I find all it takes is a roofie colada and a lack of conscience.
What is that hot chick doing with that ugly chick?
Ugh, the Troy Polamalu fetish has to end.
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