She’d have blond hair, wear tight tank tops all the time, and talk about nothing but hockey. Enter Nicole Lafosse, who says she is “..watching every night and following the standings very closely.” I’m 90 percent sure that she’s holding a blank piece of paper. But bonus points for getting the cat to hold the camera.

…and I should probably put up a link for the six of you who have no idea who Kige Ramsey is. Get with it, people.