05.15.09 ‘I THINK I CAN BEAT LARRY FITZGERALD’
You’re a 20-something year old white kid. Almost by definition, you should never, ever, challenge Larry Fitzgerald to a foot race. And you should never, ever wager a video camera on it. Dude’s just like, “Yeah, okay. What do I need this $1200 piece of equipment for, anyway? Now I won’t have to carry it home. Excellent. Oh, wait, bro, you gotta lemme keep the memory card.” Thanks, Quentin.
UPDATE: The blogger in question is friend of With Leather Dewey Hammond. You can read his account of the story at Yardbarker.
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‘I THINK I CAN BEAT LARRY FITZGERALD’
The next Texas state Senator. Then he goes double or nothing, for his shoes. But you know this guy is rich, so shoes and cameras mean very little to him.
Never get between a dawg and his crackers.
Sometimes learning your limitations through humiliation is the best way to leave a lasting impression. Like, for example, the time when Brady Quinn challenged me to a dick-sucking contest.
No, wait. Ummm, never mind.
In Dewey’s defense, he did beat Joey Chestnut in a chugging contest.
http://nymag.com/daily/food/2008/08/american_hero_joey_chestnut_se.html
“I think I can beat Larry Fitzgerald”
Larry’s baby mama once thought the same thing but he put her in her place.
Strangely reminiscent of the Prince/Charlie Murphy basketball game.
Once again, Larry Fitzgerald, Sr. showed no emotion while watching the race. That guy is a goddamn professional.
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