Okay, so he had a parachute, but according to the video, he didn’t pull the ripcord in time for the chute to fully open. He smashed into the snowy Russian mountainside, breaking his back, chipping some teeth, brusing a lung, and like, totally messing up his hair, bro. Total Pro Sports has more. They’re good like that.
More jumpity goodness after the jump.
TAGS: SKYDIVING


Duuuude, that was XXXXXXXXXXXXTREME!
The douche that fell to earth.
Natasha Richardson is impressed.
After getting out of the hospital, did the Dude have a heart-to-heart with Sam Elliott at a bowling alley bar?
Aaaaaaaaas yooooooooou wiiiiiiiiiish!
YOU THINK THAT’S DANGEROUS? I ONCE LET A CHICK DRIVE MY CAR!
WHILE I WAS IN IT!
The headline should read “DUMBASS FELL 6000, SURVIVED”