05.26.09 DREAMBOAT RETURNS TO PRACTICE
Tom Brady went back to practice with the New England Patriots today, and says that the knee he injured during Week 1 of the 2008 season is doing great. That’s just great; it’s about time that guy caught a few breaks in life *sticks out tongue* *makes farting sound* From Y! Sports:
The quarterback who was sidelined almost all last season with a knee injury was on the field Tuesday with most of his teammates.
The Patriots are holding four days of organized activities this week. The first three days were held last week for young players and for free agents who signed in the offseason and need more time to adjust to the playbook.
I really don’t have a big issue with Tom Brady; he really seems pretty down-to-earth for a guy with three Super Bowl rings, a supermodel wife and a genetically superior child. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t get some sick satisfaction from watching Bernard Pollard pop the ligaments in his knee with that cheap shot tackle. But it’s a perfectly natural thing to cheer for beautiful people enduring physical harm. In high school, our homecoming queen fell off the parade float onto the street and she hasn’t walked since. Oh man, we still laugh about that one.

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DREAMBOAT RETURNS TO PRACTICE
/slips into her Bernard Pollard fanclub shirt
I, for one, welcome our serial-goat-nuzzling, dreamboat overlord!
Not pictured: a nude Peter King eating the other goats…ALIVE.
What the league doesn’t want you to see is that he actually fumbles that goat.
I always take pictures holding a baby goat with work gloves on. It’s my facebook profile picture.
Practice? We talkin’ ’bout practice.
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