Look, I know it’s that chalk or talcum powder or whatever it is that keeps moisture off his hands and irritates the laptops of courtside beat writers everywhere. I understand that. But if you think I can watch this new Nike commercial–with a hyperactive puppet shooting white powder everywhere–and not make a connection to Snow White, you must be on something.
Doesn’t it remind you of that scene in American Gangster where they prepped the Blue Magic? All that’s missing is the naked women chopping it up. I didn’t know LeBron’s sponsors included the Republic of Colombia.